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He said the diet was simple,
It would consist of stars and chicken.
"What?" I exclaimed, puzzled.
"You know, stars and chicken." was the reply.
"Oh, like in soup, right? Uh, what is it, Campbell's Chicken and Stars."
He shook his head. "No...not soup. Just...chicken and...stars."
He smiled unconvincingly at that last statement. Shrugging his eyebrows in a 'It's a wild, wild world out there; what can you do? I just work here' expression.
I chuckled an 'oh boy'-style laugh and nodded to show him I did not hold him accountable for this.
How was he to know that, while stars were easily harvested via plasma-mining, chickens had been banned from public consumption?
After all, he was only doing his job.
It would consist of stars and chicken.
"What?" I exclaimed, puzzled.
"You know, stars and chicken." was the reply.
"Oh, like in soup, right? Uh, what is it, Campbell's Chicken and Stars."
He shook his head. "No...not soup. Just...chicken and...stars."
He smiled unconvincingly at that last statement. Shrugging his eyebrows in a 'It's a wild, wild world out there; what can you do? I just work here' expression.
I chuckled an 'oh boy'-style laugh and nodded to show him I did not hold him accountable for this.
How was he to know that, while stars were easily harvested via plasma-mining, chickens had been banned from public consumption?
After all, he was only doing his job.
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I used to love chicken and stars soup... 