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Welcome to Console TV World
Yes, welcome to Console TV World
I'll be your host, Donapple Piecake MountFerguson-OrthoBranch the 37th
Or just call me good old Uncle DPMFOB...yup, old DipEmFOB...
Let's continue, shallot we?
Heretic Console TV World, only the best land-yachten
will fully satisfy a hungry customer!
Hungary for FUN!! that is.
You can schooes from any unit in stock: (Units not in stock in: Dead Horse, Utah; Obijimineewozlaski, Florida; Tupelo, Kansas; Mule Jaw, Montana; Stiff Dead Cat, Alaska; and Montgomery-Fjord, Wisconsin)
The Versa-Lander comes with auto-spell check for those pesky shows with errors in them.
Note:It's actually Joe Bozonian who is a Scottish ventriloquist that stands in your kitchen and throws his voice at your TV while you're parked in your super-fabioso Laz-y Boy
The Landau comes with optional curb feelers and white walls for that "in-the-action-why'd that-bozo-cop-pull-me-over-for-I-was-only-riding-the guardrail-for-the-last-ten-miles-cause-I'm-a-overzealous-womanizing-drunk-guy" type feeling.
Note: The Landau does not come with an attorney.
The MY TV IS THE BIGGEST DAMNED THING THAT'S EVER BEEN SHOVED ON THE PUBLIC television. This one comes equipped with an automatic raw egg squeezer and a fresh orange juice grinder that can saute your toast and serve up zesty Raw Mai Tai with Egg Tartar Creme of Liver cocktails that are sure to please any host.
Note: The MTVTBDTTEBSOTP television does not come with antibiotics or jumper cables.
Well, that's all we have time for today, folks! Please come back next time when you'll hear old Uncle DipEmFOB say, "The damned dog was in the trash again!! You lousy..."
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